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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

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The Elfabet!

Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

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Riposte Jokes More Riposte Jokes

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them