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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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Taxi Driver Jokes More Taxi Driver Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

Photographer Jokes More Photographer Jokes

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!