What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.