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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.