What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.