What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field