Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
Both mature in a cellar.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
The Post Office
It goes to Twerk!
By folding it in half.
His red wings.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
