What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.