He listens to his old music.
Hip-Hop!
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
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Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)