Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

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Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.