Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

What music does a mummy listen to?

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.