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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What do you call the musical Messiah?

Gsus

What is a priest's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus