Chord Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

Gsus

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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A-flat "minor"

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

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Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.