What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

An ill eagle

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to