What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.