What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.