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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.