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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist