It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
It was happy hour.
Brownian Motion
To screw in the lightbulb.
The fun guy
He overslept.
He was hammered.
A space bar.
BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ
Weight for it...
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Let Meowt!!!!
So he could save his stool.
He was barred.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
He got him diss barred.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back ()
That's how you set the bar high.
Klondike Bars
He was making a scene!
I'd like some H20 please.
Lowering the bar. or not to.
They both plat no more.
He was expecting showers.
Because he was Aminor
Because the door was ajar!
A mar tiny.
Habit
Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Because he was sheet faced.
A bar-bee!
Billiards and Billiards
Ireland: More bars in more places
You have to read ursine.
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
A tachyon walks into a bar.
For the BOOOOze.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
A Bee-Ear
A sand bar.
Ouch...
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Bonjour.*
Tekira!
I don't know.
I Expectsum Patronum
OH SNaP!
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
She heard drinks were on the house.
She was A minor.
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
Ok you 2 dont start anything
Because the bar was rattled!
Bar tender
They're afraid of the shots.
Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh
He walked into a bar.
Because they were Miners...
The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
He didn't jump high enough.
Chardon-neigh
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
One must simply walk into a bar
To get drunk
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
Sam-BOO!-ca
A lawyer
AU, get outta here!
Ouch!
Can I please get a drink
'Where is the bar tended?'
'Can I join you?'
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
Pop,goes the weasel.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
A Klondike Bar
Sun-days
A Nova Scorcha!
It over swept
It swept with his girlfriend
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
In the Conservatory!
Maine
The Prostate
With bar tender.
