What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing