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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

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Who's driving?

Immigration. (ICE)

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.