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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.