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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.