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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE