Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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There was a lot of ham in him.

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It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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So they could Scandinavian.

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!