Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!