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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!