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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Export Jokes More Export Jokes

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!