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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.