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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...