How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

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Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.