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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.