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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.