What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.