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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.