What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.