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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets