What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf