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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.