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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Half Minute Jokes More Half Minute Jokes

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.