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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

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What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on?

Debate time reform.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.