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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on?

Debate time reform.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.