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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

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Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.