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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!