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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.