Gain Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Reputation Jokes More Reputation Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"