Gain Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

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Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Anorexic Jokes More Anorexic Jokes

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.