The mall is hiring new Santas.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
A lost clause.
The old one was made of steal.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
A jacked rabbit.
Weight for it...
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
Straight talk.
You fit into his clothes.
Megan slaw
It was obvious he was kidding.
Ulta Magnus!