He dumped his girlfriend.
Oh wait, there is.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
That he only has a 6 inch.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
A flat minor
He heard there was lots of Kids there.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
In A minor.
Megan slaw
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
He went to Jared
He went to Jared.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
It was obvious he was kidding.
SHE WENT TO JARED!
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Jared's favorite music genre.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
He dumped his girlfriend
When they get too old.
He thought they had delivery service.
