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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.