What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie