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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.