Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.