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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey