What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many redditors does it take to point out a repost?

All of them.

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What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.