Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.