Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.