Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.