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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.