They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
For the halibut
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
You hang around. I'll go on a head.
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
It's only a weem away.
Dug
Their knees
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Head to head race
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
To liquidate their bills.
Chicken sees-a salad
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
He's on route.
On the side of his head.
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
A pat on the head.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because the head is so high up.
Becuase his peckers on his head
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
Go on, have a blast.
You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
A Bondana.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
Head.
Head & Smolders
Head over heels.
An Illumi-neti pot
A nun with a javelin through her head
Duck.
So they can reach their head!
Red Red Wine!
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because they use their head.
Dam.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Cliff.
You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
Weow!
I have only my shelf to blame
He forgot his head and shoulders.
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
You stay here, I'll go on a head
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
A seizure salad.
He couldn't take shots to the head.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
They're robots in da skies.
Barbers.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
A nun with a javelin through her head.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Because it goes right out of your head.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Papal
Someone laughing their head off
Gun hangs head & turns around
From a distance they look like hares!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
I'm not Willie Nelson.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
They're listening to duckstep!
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Dead.
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
Hello hello.
A super-fish-oil wound
Between the head and the tail!
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
He Shatner.
Hello. Hello.
They went on stroke.
An animal that talks your head off.
The handycap.
You have to hollow out the head.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
The doctor said it was all in her head
Because she had an interest in the principal.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Gamble in British currency.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
He didn't want to play second fidel
He wanted their soles.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
I expect to Potter-own 'em.
Just Do It
You Blink Your Eyes.
A glimmer of hope
WasWas
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!
Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
