Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
For the halibut
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
You hang around. I'll go on a head.
It's only a weem away.
Dug
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
To liquidate their bills.
Chicken sees-a salad
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
He's on route.
On the side of his head.
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.
A pat on the head.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because the head is so high up.
Becuase his peckers on his head
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
A Bondana.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
Head & Smolders
An Illumi-neti pot
Duck.
So they can reach their head!
Red Red Wine!
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Dam.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Cliff.
You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
Weow!
I have only my shelf to blame
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
A nun with a spear through her head.
You stay here, I'll go on a head
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
A seizure salad.
He couldn't take shots to the head.
They're robots in da skies.
Barbers.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
A nun with a javelin through her head.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Because it goes right out of your head.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Papal
Someone laughing their head off
From a distance they look like hares!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
I'm not Willie Nelson.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
They're listening to duckstep!
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Dead.
Hello hello.
A super-fish-oil wound
Between the head and the tail!
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
He Shatner.
Hello. Hello.
An animal that talks your head off.
The handycap.
You have to hollow out the head.
You've got eyes on the back of your head!
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
A penny.
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
A man laughing his head off.
He's been chasing parked cars.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
He couldn't get a head.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Their peckers are on their heads.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
An Easter bunnet!
Ptera Don
Urine over your head!
Sister Matic!
A coin!
The tomato was in a can.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Nothing they were tearable.
You want a piece of me!
It wanted to have a good tine.
They both work in gastronomy
On a piece rate.
To see what made it run.
Flossless compression!
Tooth hurty.
Bye, son.
