They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
Take your combat boot off his head.
10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.
For the halibut
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
You hang around. I'll go on a head.
Because he can't take a shot to the head.
It's only a weem away.
Dug
Their knees
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Head to head race
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
To liquidate their bills.
Chicken sees-a salad
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
He was taking a shot.
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
He's on route.
On the side of his head.
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
A pat on the head.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because the head is so high up.
Becuase his peckers on his head
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.
That sounded a lot better in my head
Go on, have a blast.
You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
I'm gonna get some head tonight.
A Bondana.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today
Head.
Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.
Head & Smolders
Head over heels.
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
An Illumi-neti pot
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
A nun with a javelin through her head
Duck.
So they can reach their head!
Red Red Wine!
Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because they use their head.
Because it will go right over his head
Dam.
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Cliff.
You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
Weow!
I have only my shelf to blame
He forgot his head and shoulders.
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
You stay here, I'll go on a head
Because their heads are so far from their bodies!
Because they don't have wing mirrors.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
A seizure salad.
He couldn't take shots to the head.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
He started to hear invoices in his head.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Your head.
They're robots in da skies.
Barbers.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
A nun with a javelin through her head.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
Because it goes right out of your head.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.
Papal
Someone laughing their head off
No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Gun hangs head & turns around
From a distance they look like hares!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
I'm not Willie Nelson.
You stay here, I'll go on a head.
They're listening to duckstep!
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Dead.
A loveless marriage.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
To see what made it run.
A ginger bread man.
Your grip.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
Caesars.
You're cut off.
A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...
Jar Jars.
Just ice.
WITH JUST ICE!
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
He wanted to hang with his family.
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Bye, son.
