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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.