Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.