Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.