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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane