Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.