How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.