How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.