How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.