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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!