How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.