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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.