Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.