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Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure