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Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.