Monkey Wrench Jokes

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."