Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

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Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar