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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."