Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."