It said "twist to open"
Open Toad sandals...
In tennis, love means nothing.
Because they are insects.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
He got stuck in a jam.
His mom was in a jam!
A square dance.
Cheese was.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
The lid said, "Twist to open."
Twist