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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.