Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."