Because the top said "Twist to open."
The one with the most branches!
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
He got stuck in a jam.
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Mother nature doing the twist!
