It said "twist to open"
Monk key
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
A truant!
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
Because the top said "Twist to open."
His EKG ain't got no rythym
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
The more you twist them the harder they get.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.