Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.