You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
Because their mother was in a jam!
Her mommy was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam!
It said "twist to open"
He was in a Jam.
Cause his mom was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam.
They're both in bread
Because God bless America
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
His parents were in a jam.
Because his mother was in a jam.
If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
The ones with Jam in
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
He got stuck in a jam.
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
A traffic jam!
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Because they are prone to jamming.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
So your arse doesn't slam.
Space Jam
Space Jam.
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
An astronaut.
DOUCHE!!!
Both crews were marooned.
Leader.
Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
The Finnish line.
Squash.
A flat.
