You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
Because their mother was in a jam!
Her mommy was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam!
It said "twist to open"
He was in a Jam.
Cause his mom was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam.
They're both in bread
Because God bless America
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
His parents were in a jam.
Because his mother was in a jam.
If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
The ones with Jam in
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
He got stuck in a jam.
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
A traffic jam!
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Because they are prone to jamming.
PHISH
The collie wobbles!
Leave the plunger in the pot.
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
I wuv you watts and watts!
Zucchini
Squash*
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
A giraffic jam!
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Your mom
