Jam Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

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Czech before you open the door!

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Neither work when you open windows.

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They left the plunger in the toilet.

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Space Jam

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Space Jam.

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A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.