You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
Because their mother was in a jam!
Her mommy was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam!
It said "twist to open"
He was in a Jam.
Cause his mom was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam.
They're both in bread
Because God bless America
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
His parents were in a jam.
Because his mother was in a jam.
If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
The ones with Jam in
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
He got stuck in a jam.
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
A traffic jam!
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Because they are prone to jamming.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
A girl from Jersey.
Thanks for the mammaries!
They bone
With a plunger.
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
A morris dancer!
He had no-BODY to go with.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
A giraffic jam!
