You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
Because their mother was in a jam!
Her mommy was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam!
It said "twist to open"
He was in a Jam.
Cause his mom was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam.
They're both in bread
Because God bless America
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
His parents were in a jam.
Because his mother was in a jam.
If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
The ones with Jam in
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
He got stuck in a jam.
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
A traffic jam!
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Because they are prone to jamming.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Cheez Waz.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A Philistine with two mommies...
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
GeSTAHPo!
A gras shopper.
They are both unlike radicals.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
Because he couldn't find a date!
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
Ewoks
Naughty pine
Leader.
