You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
Because their mother was in a jam!
Her mommy was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam!
It said "twist to open"
He was in a Jam.
Cause his mom was in a jam.
His mom was in a jam.
They're both in bread
Because God bless America
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
His parents were in a jam.
Because his mother was in a jam.
If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
This is my body, I'm nice with jam.
The ones with Jam in
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
He got stuck in a jam.
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
A traffic jam!
Because the top said "Twist to open."
Because they are prone to jamming.
PHISH
A cello burns longer.
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
Because they are in sects.
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.
DOUCHE!!!
The doctor had to heal-ium.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Because it's baby food.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Well an erection of course.
Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!
Mother nature doing the twist!
