What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.