What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.