What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.