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What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.