What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread