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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.