What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.