What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.