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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.