What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar