Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.