Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.