Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.