Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.