What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.