What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.