It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
When your nose touches the ceiling!
Bed you can't guess who I am!
Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Because it reminds them of home.
Student: By Staying at home.
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Decaf coffee!
X-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
