What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour