I didn't know disasters can run for office
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
To make a difference.
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
What's tomato with you!
Just run for office!
Decaf coffee!
Ur-ine!
I can clearly see you're nuts.
They do it right first time.
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
I can clearly see "you're" nuts....
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Jose and Hose-B
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Because they are dead.
Hi, Cliff
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
They both moust go down in emergency.
Evaporated milk.
A pizza can feed a family of four
Ex-Benedict.
Eggs Benedict
They're all about force projection.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
