Office Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap?

I can clearly see you're nuts.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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What is a traitor's favorite food?

Eggs Benedict

What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.