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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.