What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.