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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

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Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.