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What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.