What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Drunk!

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler