What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Drunk!

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.