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What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.