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What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.