What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What did the really ugly man do for a living?

He posed for Halloween masks!

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.