Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.