What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!