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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.