Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Twitter has a character limit
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
Well plaid.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
Because they're always bunny-hopping.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.