Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How to end world hunger?

By letting the hungry die.

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."