Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

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Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters