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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

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Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people