Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.