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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."