Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

End Jokes More End Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless