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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do they choose?

They chose "Sorry!".

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.