Rhinos R Us
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
He liked his rhinos sunny side up.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
The Should Ant and the Could Ant.