Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What's the opposite of progress?

Congress.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.