Fill Jokes

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Love

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

Why do Catholics drink?

Why are men the best chefs?

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you know when you're turning 40?

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

Birthday State of Mind

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

What kind of engine did you put in it?

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

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