Fill Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!