Fill in the blank or answer the question.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Crimea River
Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Tractor beams.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Pop culture
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!