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How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.