How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.