Just put it on my bill
They handsome money to the cashier
Count Dracula.
A job application.
It didn't make cents
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't register.
Dis counts!!
Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
Probably not. Opie delivered.
Bison
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
That's grounds for divorce!
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
Roasting a chicken.
Stem sell research.
Allahu snackbar!
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Because they want the D.
Start in England and drive West.
