Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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She probably gets royalties

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