Just put it on my bill
They handsome money to the cashier
Count Dracula.
A job application.
It didn't make cents
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't register.
Dis counts!!
Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
Chernobyl fallout
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
A pineapple.
Sore arms.
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
Parrot says, "Africa."
Because it makes cents (sense).
I'm-in-a-cent!
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
