Just put it on my bill
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They handsome money to the cashier
Count Dracula.
A job application.
It didn't make cents
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Because he was checking her out.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't register.
Dis counts!!
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Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
Neck-tarines.
I expect to Potter-own 'em.
That's my pay-per jam.
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..
Dill dough.
It was homophonic.
Puns
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
A bookworm!
Apple the door myself!
They get a hole in one!
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
