Apple Pie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

High Turnover Rate Jokes More High Turnover Rate Jokes

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Grocery Bag Jokes More Grocery Bag Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

La Mode Jokes More La Mode Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's