Apple Pie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

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Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

High Turnover Rate Jokes More High Turnover Rate Jokes

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?

They have such a high turnover rate.

Allah Mode Jokes More Allah Mode Jokes

What do you call a Halal pie?

Allah mode.