Apple Pie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.